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Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.

- Bruce Graham

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

- Anonymous

Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance.

- Dan Greenburg

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.

- Anonymous

While the rest of the human race is descended from monkeys, redheads derive from cats.

- Robert A. Heinlein

Cat’s motto: No matter what you’ve done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.

- Anonymous

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, “What’s in it for me?”

- Lewis Grizzard

“Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.”

-  Anonymous

“People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.”

- Faith Resnick

“My husband said it was him or the cat… I miss him sometimes.”

- Anonymous

“The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.”

- Anonymous

When a cat speaks, it’s because it has something to say, unlike humans who are the great refuse containers of speech.

- V.L. Allineare

Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Obviously those people have never met an angry cat.

- Lillian Johnson

“I gave my cat a bath the other day… they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that…”

- Steve Martin

“No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.”

- Abraham Lincoln

“I really am a cat transformed into a woman.”

- Brigitte Bardot

“Only astrophysicists knew about the Internet 20 years ago. Today my cat has a website.”

- Bill Clinton, as quoted by Rick Van Sant (Scripps Howard News Service)

“It doesn’t matter if a cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.”

- Den Xiaoping

“All dogs look up to you. All cats look down on you. Only a pig looks at you as an equal.”

- Winston Churchill

“A cat has absolute emotional honesty.”

- Ernest Hemingway

“What greater gift than the love of a cat?”

- Charles Dickens

“Way down deep, we’re all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.”

- Jim Davis (Garfield creator)

“I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat”

- Edgar Allan Poe

“One cat just leads to another.”

- Ernest Hemingway

“The smallest feline is a masterpiece”

- Leonardo Da Vinci

“Those who’ll play with cats must expect to be scratched.”

- Miguel de Cervantes

“When they are among us, cats are angels.”

- George Sand

“Cats of good breed hunt better fat than lean.”

- Benvenuto Cellini

If the claws didn’t retract, cats would be like Velcro.

- Bruce Fogle

There are only five things really worth drawing; four of them are pretty girls and the fifth is cats.

- Robert A. Heinlein

Bill Clinton, referring to the strained relationship between his two pets (Socks the cat and Buddy the dog), said that “I did better with the Palestinians and the Israelis… than I’ve done with Socks and Buddy.”

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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. -Anonymous

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -Ben Williams

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

- Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. -Josh Billings

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. -Andy Rooney

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney

Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love & always have to mix love & hate. -Anonymous

Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love & always have to mix love & hate.
-Anonymous

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. -Franklin P. Jones

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. -Unknown

If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.
-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. -Joe Weinstein

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. -Robert A. Heinlein

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. -Mark Twain

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. -Mark Twain

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. - Phil Pastore

If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.

- Phil Pastoret

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